Cast of characters


I’m the villain in multiple stories.

Computers. That’s what got me into this mess. Pennsylvania dairy farmer who followed her mother’s footsteps into tech. East coast US dweller who recently moved to Texas. Queer pansexual polayamorous trans dyke on a bike.

Email me: SharpDressedDyke@gmail

1998 BMW R1100R

Past: had several owners.
Currently: the dyke’s bike for years; parked for a few, being repaired.

Ninja 1000 ABS

Gone but not forgotten.

Distant past: Garage queen 2014-7
Past: Between the legs of a dyke
Currently: destine for the scrap yard (was trashed in a theft attempt.)